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Welcome To My Life:
I have been trapped in Paul’s cabin for over a week now. I have no idea where Kevin is and i hurt so much. Paul tortures me at least two times a day. I don’t know if i can take much more of this.
Kevin: (wakes up and sees a note on the ground beside of you)
Note: Well big brother Kevin it’s time for you to save little Joey once again. You know Joe isn’t looking to good. Maybe it’s the torture combined with the poison that i put in his food everyday. Well it’s been fun Kev. I’ll see you and Joe again soon.
Kevin: (sees a pay phone and calls Nick. )Nick i need you to get all the medical supplies you can find. Get food water and other essentials. Then i need you to drive up to the cabin by the lake that we used to stay at. I’ll meet you there. And Nick hurry. Joe doesn’t have a lot of time.
Kevin: (runs back to Paul’s cabin and bursts through the door. He doesn’t see Joe at first so he runs to the closet and opens the door. He sees Joe passes out in the closet)Joey wake up
Joe: (smiling weakly) Hey Kev i missed you. (starts to go back to sleep)
Kevin: (stands Joe up and puts Joe’s arm over his shoulder to support him. )Come on Joe we have to get goin. (starts walking through the woods ,but then it started to rain. kevin sees a cave so he spends the ngiht there,in the morning he wakes up notices that Joe is even paler than before. He picks Joe up in his arms and carries him in. He walks in the door and sees Nick and Izzy sleeping)
Nick:(wakes up and sees Kevin and Joe)Kevin what dappened and whats wrong with Joe.
Kevin: shh Nick. I don’t want Izzy to wake up. I want to clean Joe up before she sees him.
Izzy: (wakes up 3 hours later and sees Joe laying on the bed across the room)OMG Joe.
Kevin: Hey iz ur finally awake.
Nick: Ok. Kevin it’s time to explain what happened.
Kevin:(tells them everything that happened)
Izzy: (has a shocked look on her face.)That monster how could he do that to Joe. Wait did you say he poisoned him.
Kevin: Yes he did
Izzy: Well then we gotta get him to a hospital
Kevin: We can’t. Paul will just some after him again.Were just gonna have to help him here.
~At the cabin two days later~
Joe: (slowly opens his eyes.)
Izzy: Omg Joe ur finally awake
Joe(weakly)Where am i
Izzy: ur at ur family’s old cabin
Joe: wheres Kevin
Izzy: I’ll go get him(runs out of the room)
Kevin(runs in the room)Joey ur awake.How do you feel
Joe: (coughs) horrible
Kevin: I’m really sorry Joe but i don’t want Paul to find you. But your gonna be fine. Ur body’s just healing. So go back to sleep u need ur rest
Joe: Will you tell Izzy to come in here
Kevin: ok (walks out)
Izzy: (walks in)Hey baby
Joe: Hey Izzy i missed you.Will you lay with me.
Izzy: Of course i will Joe
I was starting to feel better about a week later so Kevin decided it was time to go home. Nick and Kevin helped me out to the car and Izzy sat in the back with me. When we got to Kevin’ s dorm he went inside to make sure Paul wasn’t there. Then he hurried us inside and we haven’t been outside since.And i was going crazy. We hadn’t heard from Paul in over three weeks so Kevin finally gave in and said i could take Izzy out. We were going to a public place. And i had to call to check in with him every three hours.Man he’s such a mom.

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Friday, August 21st, 2009

jizz in my pants lyrics:
Lock Eyes From Across The Room
Down My Drink While The Rhythms Boom
Take Your Hands; Skip The Naames
No Need Here 4 The Silly Games
Make Our Way Through The Smoke And Crowd
The Club Is The Sky And I’m On Your Cloud
Move In Close As The Lasers Fly
Our Bodies Touch And The Angels Cry

Leave This Place Go Back To Yours
Our Lips First Touch Outside Your Doors
The Whole Night What We’ve Got In Store
Whisper In My Ear Thaat You Want Some More
And I z In My Pants

This Really Never Happens U Can Take My Word
I Won’t Apologize
Thaat’s Just Absurd
Mainly Your Fault 4 The Way Thaat You Dance
And Now I z In My Pants
Don’t Tell Your Friends Or I’ll Say U’re A
slut It’s Your Fault
U Were Rubbing My Butt
I’m Very Sensitive
Some Would Say Thaats A Plus
Now I’ll Go Home And Change

I Need A Few Things From The Grocery
Do Things Alone Now Mostly
Left Me Heartbroken; Not Looking’ 4 Love
Surprise In My Eyes When I Looked Above
The Checkout Counter And I Saw Her Face
My Heart Stood Still So Did Time And Space
Never Thought Thaat I Could Feel Real Again
But The Look In Her Eyes Said I Need A Friend
She Turned To Me Thaat’s When She Said It
Looked Me Dead In The Face; Asked Cash Or Credit
And I zed In My Pants

It’s Perfectly Normal
Nothing Wrong With Me
But We’re Going To Need A Cleanup
On Aisle 3
And Now I’m Posed In An Awkward Stance
Because I zed In My Pants
To Be Fair
U Were Flirting A Lot
Plus The Way U Bag Cans Makes Me
Bothered And Hot
Please Stop Acting Like U’re Not Impressed
One More Thing
I’m Gonnaa Pay By Check

Last Week; I Saw A Film
As I Recall It Was A Horror Film
Walked Outside Into The Rain
Checked My Phone And Saw u Rang
And I zed In My Pants

Speeding In The Street; When The Red Lights Flash
Need To Get Away; Need To Make A Dash
A Song Comes On Thaat Reminds Me Of U
And I z In My Pants

The Next Day
My Alarm Goes Off
And I z In My Pants

Open The Window And A Breeze Rolls In
And I z In My Pants

When Bruce Willis Was Dead At The End Of Sixth Sense
I zed In My Pants

I Just Ate A Grape
And I zed In My Pants

I Went To. . .
Ok Seriously You Guys; Can We. . . . Ok?

I z Right In My Pants
Every Time U’re Next To Me
And When We’re Holdin Hands
Its Like Havin Sex With Me
U Say I’m Premature
I Just Call It Ectasy
I Wear A Rubber At All Times
Its A Necessity
Cuz I z In My Pants
(i z In My Pants; I z In My Pants (x3))
Yes I z In My Pants
(i z In My Pants; I z In My Pants)

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Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

[Verse 1]
I am top notch nigga
I do grade A
I’m a keep it 100
I wanna 5 star
Talkin mouth game serious and can ride dat dick
Shawty walk like she talk like she kno dat she da
You dnt live witcha momma plus u moved up out da hood
Couple years on ya own and ya still doin good
You ain’t fightin in da club u ain’t on dat stupid
You ain’t worried he got money you ain’t on dat groupie
But still money make ya
Gotcha swagg game together
Gucci dis louie dat u gotcha bag game together
Gotta mean pump game and a sick shoe fetish
Say you left ya last nigga cause his was too petty

[Verse 2]
If ya baby daddy left ya
Raised ya kids on ya own
And you need a real nigga put my numba in ya phone
If you never left da city
Neva been up outta MEMPHIS
I can be dat thug genie
Give ya three lil wishes
She a stone cold freak
She can get a nigga right
She can cook she can clean
Know how to treat a nigga right
Dats a 5 star
Red bone so thick
Long hair don’t care
Dereon outfit
Go to church every sunday
She a teacher at da school
Ya did it big last night
I had her drunker than a fool
Say she had to call in she could’nteven go to work
Told her come and let me put a couple hundreds in her purse

[Verse 3]

You went to school to be a nurse
She’s a AKA
Shawty fresh up out da hood but went to TENNESSEE STATE
And friend jus as fine swere to god I ain’t lyin
She a DELTA she be throwin dat dynasty sign I
Pay for both of they tuition
Pay for both of they beautician
Coogi dis
Bb dat
And she luv tru religion
Dats a 5 star chick cause her future so bright
She gotta a cool sense of humor
And her attitude right
She go to real estate school
She do hair on da side
Went to school to practice law
I need her on my side
Dats a 5 star chick you a fool not to keep her
I’m a show u what to do if I eva get to meet her

Duration : 0:3:45

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Monday, August 17th, 2009

Come on come on
I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I’m tired of bein’ poor & even worse I’m black
my stomach hurts so I’m lookin’ for a purse to snatch
Cops give a about a negro
pull the trigger kill a nigga he’s a hero
Give the crack to the kids who the cares
one less hungry mouth on the welfare
First ship ‘em dope & let ‘em deal the brothers
give ‘em guns step back watch ‘em kill each other
It’s time to fight back that’s what Huey said
2 shots in the dark now Huey’s dead
I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other
We gotta start makin’ changes
learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers
and that’s how it’s supposed to be
How can the Devil take a brother if he’s close to me?
I’d love to go back to when we played as kids
but things changed, and that’s the way it is

[Bridge w/ changing ad libs]
Come on come on
That’s just the way it is
Things’ll never be the same
That’s just the way it is
aww yeah
[Repeat]

[2]
I see no changes all I see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under I wonder what it takes to make this
one better place, let’s erase the wasted
Take the evil out the people they’ll be acting right
’cause both black and white is smokin’ crack tonight
and only time we chill is when we kill each other
it takes skill to be real, time to heal each other
And although it seems heaven sent
We ain’t ready, to see a black President, uhh
It ain’t a secret don’t conceal the fact
the penitentiary’s packed, and it’s filled with blacks
But some things will never change
try to show another way but you stayin’ in the dope game
Now tell me what’s a mother to do
bein’ real don’t appeal to the brother in you
You gotta operate the easy way
“I made a G today” But you made it in a sleazy way
sellin’ crack to the kid. ” I gotta get paid,”
Well hey, well that’s the way it is

[Bridge]

[Talking:]
We gotta make a change…
It’s time for us as a people to start makin’ some changes.
Let’s change the way we eat, let’s change the way we live
and let’s change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn’t working so it’s on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.

[3]
And still I see no changes can’t a brother get a little peace
It’s war on the streets & the war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty they got a war on drugs
so the police can bother me
And I ain’t never did a crime I ain’t have to do
But now I’m back with the facts givin’ it back to you
Don’t let ‘em jack you up, back you up,
crack you up and pimp smack you up
You gotta learn to hold ya own
they get jealous when they see ya with ya mobile phone
But tell the cops they can’t touch this
I don’t trust this when they try to rush I bust this
That’s the sound of my tool you say it ain’t cool
my mama didn’t raise no fool
And as long as I stay black I gotta stay strapped
& I never get to lay back
‘Cause I always got to worry ’bout the pay backs
some punk that I roughed up way back
comin’ back after all these years
rat-tat-tat-tat-tat that’s the way it is uhh

[Bridge 'til fade:]
Some things will never change

i know some of u dont like 2pac because he rapps and hes black but cmon u gotta respect him, he raps about his life, and he died. message for requests

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Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) from the album Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

All the single ladies (7x)

Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
Im doing my own little thing
Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
Im up on him, he up on me
dont pay him any attention
cried my tears, for three good years
Ya cant be mad at me

[Chorus]
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Dont be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

(Chorus)
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans
acting up, drink in my cup
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Dont pay him any attention
Cuz you had your turn
But now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

(Chorus)

Dont treat me to the things of the world
Im not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say Im the one you want
If you dont, youll be alone
And like a ghost Ill be gone

All the single ladies (7x)
Now put your hands up

(Chorus)

All my single ladies throw your hands in the air
All my single ladies throw your hands in the air

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Here we go again, check on your man
Fast as we can, we got an evil plan
If you can’t follow me, get out the game
Call for backup as soon as you hear my name!

Hook:
It’s time to get nasty
Look at me, I’m fabulously sexy
Front of the line, VIP
We’re celebrity

Chorus:
You got me feeling nasty baby
It’s kinda hot but it’s so crazy
It feels so good to be a single lady, baby
Don’t be afraid to explore my body
Take off your clothes, get naughty
Let’s funk away this party

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Don’t know where I left my cell phone
I mean, this song really turns me on
We could be jamming all night long
The vibe is coming over me so strong
I’m feeling we’ve just begun
Let me help you put it on

Repeat Chorus

T-Pain:
TP and B-E-E
Sure u aint ready to party with the wife of Jay Z
She pretend to be a single lady
So she can ride with me
I came in to check on her
But I keep looking at shorty
she so hot that I wish she was my beyonce
(Cant understand this part lol)
Nappy boy in love with baby bee

All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies theow your hands up
In the air!

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) from the album Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

Duration : 0:3:29

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Thursday, August 13th, 2009

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Joe+Demi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jm+ DM:enough!

JD: Come on guys we gtg home its gettin late
Dm: KAy bye guys see at the wedding

* At Jonas Home *

Nick: What are you gonna tell Taylor
Joe: Who says she’s gonna find out
NIck: Smart Well you know(interuppted)
JOe:What do u think of me and demi do we lookgreat 2geter
Nick: Yes you do and btw joe ony girls talk like this w/e man im gonna go sleep
Joe:w/e

*Next Day at school*

Demi: (keeps on looking at joe and sighing)
Ashley:demi are you like thinking of joe cause i thought you hated him
Miley: Ya u keep on looking at himand sighing
Selena:YOu guys she had a lil trouble last night with-
Demi:Joe! Geez im getting married to him is that what you wanted to no
Ashley+Miley: What!
Demi: (Explains)

* In Ms Soanes class*

MS: WHat are the factors of 89
Joe: enters room
MS: JOe dentention for 2 day understood
joe: w/e
MS: Sit beside demitria
JOe:uGGGGGGGGGGGg
Joe: Passes note to demi
Demi:
We are in big trouble your dad told bout the whole thing to the princable and ya hope you still hate me
Joe: (smiles)

*End of class*
After School

Kevin: Ashley come on i wanna watch Wolverine it’s the last day( grabs her by her waist)
Ashley: Kay kevy Bye guys( hug demi miley sel)
DMS: BYE
Sel: Hey miley guess what wait dont theirs a sale at guess
Miley: Yes bout hwo will we get their?
Nick: I have to go ill give you a rideon the way
SM: Thx and bye demi and joe
Joe:(phone)ya luv ya babes
JOe: (phone call done) Demi come on
Demi: Where?
JOe: Our mom said im taking you dress shopping yay(sarcastic)
Demi: wat no you will not see me
JOe:(picks her up and crries here to his car0
Demi:Joeseph put me down!
Joe: get in the car (joes carhttp://www.2sportscars.com/corvette-zr1.html)
Demi: I hate you joe
JOe: me to its not like i want to see my “bride” in her dress

* At the mall*
Demi: oo lala sa bon
Joe: What
Demi: i said this is really good
Joe: this store
Demi: yes
* enter Oh lala sa bon*(an: its french for really good and thats a store name i came up with)
joe: (checking out the cashier)
Dmei: Joe!
Joe: yes ya
Demi; Let me go try this on (http://www.dessy.com/dresses/wedding/1023/)
Demi comes out
Joe: Nope
JOe: bout this one (http://www.dessy.com/dresses/wedding/1018/)
Demi:(comes out)
Joe: coughs ugly
Joe: wait sorry demi botu this one (http://www.dessy.com/dresses/wedding/1015/)
Dmei: comes out and twilrs in it
Joe POV: wow she looks so hot even hotter then taylor WAIt wat im not falling for her am i joe?
Demi: I want this
Joe: Kay i like it to go change while i pay
Demi: you’ll pay? thx!
Joe: pays while demi comes out
Demi: NOw your turn mr groom
Joe: uh no all ihave to pick is a suite
demi: the right suit come on

*At tip top tailor*

Demi: Enter now joe
Joe: uggggg fien
???: joey what are you doin here with demi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! joeeeeeee explain this to me now

Who did joe and demi meet?

Duration : 0:0:11

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Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

All the Single Ladies (7x)

Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I’m doing my own little thing
Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
I’m up on him, he up on me
dont pay him any attention
cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can’t be mad at me

[Chorus]
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

(Chorus)
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans
acting up, drink in my cup
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Dont pay him any attention
Cuz you had your turn
But now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

(Chorus)

Don’t treat me to the things of this world
I’m not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
He’s a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say I’m the one you own
If you don’t, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost I’ll be gone

All the single ladies (7x)
Now put your hands up

(Chorus)

All my single ladies throw your hands in the air
All my single ladies throw your hands in the air

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Here we go again, check on your man
Fast as we can, we got an evil plan
If you can’t follow me, get out the game
Call for backup as soon as you hear my name!

Hook:
It’s time to get nasty
Look at me, I’m fabulously sexy
[ Single Ladies lyrics from http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/ ]
Front of the line, VIP
We’re celebrity

Chorus:
You got me feeling nasty baby
It’s kinda hot but it’s so crazy
It feels so good to be a single lady, baby
Don’t be afraid to explore my body
Take off your clothes, get naughty
Let’s funk away this party

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Don’t know where I left my cell phone
I mean, this song really turns me on
We could be jamming all night long
The vibe is coming over me so strong
I’m feeling we’ve just begun
Let me help you put it on

Repeat Chorus

T-Pain:
TP and B-E-E
Sure u aint ready to party with the wife of Jay Z
She pretend to be a single lady
So she can ride with me
I came in to check on her
But I keep looking at shorty
she so hot that I wish she was my beyonce
(Cant understand this part lol)
Nappy boy in love with baby bee

All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies theow your hands up
In the air!

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Duration : 0:3:21

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Sunday, August 9th, 2009

Sole 4,5,6 From 1999 Skin Deep

Song Lyrics:

JT- Yo, what’s up, what’s up baby, this yo nigga
Sole- Nigga where the you at ?
JT- Mr. Good Dick whatcha say ?
Sole- I said where the you at ?
JT- What? how you feel ? How you say you feel?
Sole- I feel like you need to get home for yo be outside
JT- You say you daddy to come through and regulate,
what? Put his thang down, what? ………it’s all good

Sole:

It could be 4,5,6 you bet not be nowhere laid up wit no
you betta bring that home to momma don’t be playin and
If you get when you out no need for eyein’ them hoes
why eat a burger when you got steak and potatoes at home
A short drive is all it takes, I’m just a phone call away
Ain’t no excuses, bring yo’ juices, mutha a for you runnin astray
I give it to you when you want it aint no other’s like mine
yo ex-bitch cant with this so don’t be wastin’ yo time
The Indian, black mix, boy like I told you before
and we can ay yi yi the fur rug on my living room floor
aint na hoe gone bring it like you know imma bring it,
and aint na hoe can freak it like you know imma freak it
aint na hoe gone shake it like you know imma shake it
and aint na hoe gone take it like you know imma take it
so don’t make me come lookin for you, pull you outta some mix
then turn around and bust you in yo for 4,5, or 6

(chorus)
I don’t care if it’s 4,5,6,7 8 in the mornin
boy you better call me when you think you gettin ,
I don’t give a bout who you wit,
just as long as you aint givin up my
(repeat)

JT:

You know me as your player, yo pipe player, yo all night stayer
all up in your sauce when you need your rocks off
knock yo socks off, baby off the chain in this
have you wide eyed suckin while I’m slangin dis dick
got you lovin dis , suckin and in dis dick
wanna go and make some bucks for dis dick
fightin all in the club for dis dick
I’m the player that you chose
Long as you satisfied baby dem other hoes
just keep my so you can put it on me
girl you know I’m the only- one who can satisfy your monkey
aint nobody gone do you like I do when I put this love stick inside you
money man guaranteed to satisfy you, have you open all night like a
drivethrough
so bring yo thang on so I can get my bang on
I hope you like’s a good because my game strong
And I aint lyin girl you wouldn’t if you could quit
I signs my name on dat , Mr. good dick that’s…… my

(chorus)
I don’t care if it’s 4,5,6,7 8 in the mornin
boy you better call me when you think you gettin ,
I don’t give a bout who you wit,
just as long as you aint givin up my
(repeat)

Sole:

Ughhh…. now nigga what u gone do, let me put this good lovin on you
we can do anything that you want to
cause I like it real freaky, nigga don’t u
that’s why you don’t make no promises
Can’t find none better than mommas is
stay wet stay tight,keep you commin back
go all night feelin’ right, you be lovin that
hell yeah like wanna make enough moves
fuckin you boy like I got something to prove
runnin loose, it nigga gotta pay dues
make you wanna say, boy it’s all about who’s
no talkin now come get the good
make a nigga wanna another hood
hate breakin off players come to lay me
mutha a don’t ever try and play me

Duration : 0:4:18

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Friday, August 7th, 2009

YAY! SOOOO MANNY COMMENTS ON THE LAST EPISODE! =D

OBBSESSED WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE

again dedicated to AbbyGailChristine, for bothering to comment! thanks abby =D

WARNING: VERY INTENSE YOU MIGHT CRY…

Nick: (smiles) Selena Maria Gomez?

Selena: (stands up) y-y-yea?

Nick: (gets out a little blue box) will you BREAK UP WITH ME ALREADY!

Selena: what?

Nick: I breaking up with you

EVERYBODY LAUGHS

Selena: this is a joke right?

Nick: no! you got me into trouble so I guess this is how I pay back

Selean: but your dead sister?

Nick: I have no sister I only have 3 brothers

Selena: h-h-how c-co-could y-ou d-do th-th-this t-to m-me?

Nick: nick J can do anything!

Selena: (runs out the room crying)

Demi: serves her right

Joe: shouldn’t we go help her

Kevin: did you pay no attention when she slapped you

Joe: but she’s our friend

Demi: correction joe she WAS our friend!

Joe: oh right yeah uhm I get it!

LATER THAT NIGHT

Nick: (wakes up and see’s selena isn’t there) selena?

WITH SELENA

Selena: (in the bathroom crying on the phone) how could he do this to me?

Miley: all guys are like that

Selena: but I am sure he was the right one! The one I’ve been waiting for

Miley: wait do u mean the one?

Selena; yes the one!

Miley: oh gosh!

Selena: (starts to cry again)

Miley: I cannot belive your crying over some guy who is probably enjoying himself with some girl right now

Selena: your right! I don’t care about him

Miley: now stay strong!

Selena: yeah! K well gtg

Miley: k luv ya

Selena: yeah luv ya to! (hangs up and walks back to her room)

Nick: where have you been?

Selena: some place

Nick: where?

Selena: why do you care soo much? Just back off ok?

Nick: listen I am sorry about what happened in lunch yeterday wanna be a friends

Selean: no! just go away! You’v ruined my life already!

Nick: what the you cant take everything serious

Selena: well I don’t! I only take love serious!

Nick; yo-you w-were really in love with me?

Selena: well atleast I thought I was!

Nick: listen I di—

Selena: don’t even talk to me

Duration : 0:3:30

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Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Hi I am after a mobile phone that has a touch screen am not really that bothered about cameras I don’t mind what network it is on and it is for a boy as in he is 34 years old, it is for my eldest brother it also need to be a good phone he does like the LG Phones.

Can anyone give any suggestions please would be greatful oh also it needs to be quadband phone as he travels alot.

Thanks

If he likes touch screens then why don’t you go for the LG Arena best phone going it has the following information for you which is set out below.

Type
GSM Quad-band phone capable of global roaming (850/900/1800/1900 MHz)
UMTS European/Asian 3G (2100 MHz)
Other version supports UMTS 850/2100 MHz
.Data
Help dummy popup info
GPRS/EDGE/UMTS/HSDPA 1.8 Mbit/s/HSDPA 3.6 Mbit/s/HSDPA 7.2 Mbit/s
.3G Capable
Yes
..Size
Dimensions
Help dummy popup info
4.17 x 2.18 x 0.47 inches (105.9 x 55.3 x 11.9 mm) Size Compare
.Weight
3.70 oz (105 g)
..Battery
Type
Li - Ion, 1000 mAh
.Talk
3.83 hours (230 mins) of Talk time
.Standby
300 hours (13 days) of Stand-by time
..Main Display
Resolution
480 x 800 pixels
.Type
16 777 216 colors, TFT
.Physical Size
3.00 inches
.Touch Screen
Yes
..Camera
Resolution
5 megapixels Resolution
.Video
Yes
.Features
Auto focus, Flash: Yes, Digital zoom, CMOS image sensor, Additional camera for video calls
..Multimedia
Video Playback
MPEG4, 3GP, WMV, AVI, DivX, XviD, H.263, H.264
.Music Player
MP3, WMA, WAV, M4A, MP4, AMR, 3GP, 3GPP, MIDI
.FM Radio
Yes
..Memory
Memory Slot
microSD/microSDHC
.Built-in
8 GB
..Connectivity
Internet
WAP 2.0, HTML, XHTML
.USB
USB 2.0
.WiFi
802.11b/802.11g
.Bluetooth
2.1, Stereo Bluetooth
.Connectors
HeadPhone Jack (3.5mm)
..Other Features
PhoneBook
Caller groups supported, 1000 -names capacity, Multiple Numbers Per Contact, Picture ID, Ring ID
.PIM
Alarm, Calendar, Calculator, TO-DO, World Clock, Memo, Converter
.Voice
Recording, Speaker Phone
.Email
IMAP/POP3/SMTP
.GPS
Yes
.FCC Approved
Yes

Hope that has helped you out