jizz in my pants lyrics:
Lock Eyes From Across The Room
Down My Drink While The Rhythms Boom
Take Your Hands; Skip The Naames
No Need Here 4 The Silly Games
Make Our Way Through The Smoke And Crowd
The Club Is The Sky And I’m On Your Cloud
Move In Close As The Lasers Fly
Our Bodies Touch And The Angels Cry

Leave This Place Go Back To Yours
Our Lips First Touch Outside Your Doors
The Whole Night What We’ve Got In Store
Whisper In My Ear Thaat You Want Some More
And I z In My Pants

This Really Never Happens U Can Take My Word
I Won’t Apologize
Thaat’s Just Absurd
Mainly Your Fault 4 The Way Thaat You Dance
And Now I z In My Pants
Don’t Tell Your Friends Or I’ll Say U’re A
slut It’s Your Fault
U Were Rubbing My Butt
I’m Very Sensitive
Some Would Say Thaats A Plus
Now I’ll Go Home And Change

I Need A Few Things From The Grocery
Do Things Alone Now Mostly
Left Me Heartbroken; Not Looking’ 4 Love
Surprise In My Eyes When I Looked Above
The Checkout Counter And I Saw Her Face
My Heart Stood Still So Did Time And Space
Never Thought Thaat I Could Feel Real Again
But The Look In Her Eyes Said I Need A Friend
She Turned To Me Thaat’s When She Said It
Looked Me Dead In The Face; Asked Cash Or Credit
And I zed In My Pants

It’s Perfectly Normal
Nothing Wrong With Me
But We’re Going To Need A Cleanup
On Aisle 3
And Now I’m Posed In An Awkward Stance
Because I zed In My Pants
To Be Fair
U Were Flirting A Lot
Plus The Way U Bag Cans Makes Me
Bothered And Hot
Please Stop Acting Like U’re Not Impressed
One More Thing
I’m Gonnaa Pay By Check

Last Week; I Saw A Film
As I Recall It Was A Horror Film
Walked Outside Into The Rain
Checked My Phone And Saw u Rang
And I zed In My Pants

Speeding In The Street; When The Red Lights Flash
Need To Get Away; Need To Make A Dash
A Song Comes On Thaat Reminds Me Of U
And I z In My Pants

The Next Day
My Alarm Goes Off
And I z In My Pants

Open The Window And A Breeze Rolls In
And I z In My Pants

When Bruce Willis Was Dead At The End Of Sixth Sense
I zed In My Pants

I Just Ate A Grape
And I zed In My Pants

I Went To. . .
Ok Seriously You Guys; Can We. . . . Ok?

I z Right In My Pants
Every Time U’re Next To Me
And When We’re Holdin Hands
Its Like Havin Sex With Me
U Say I’m Premature
I Just Call It Ectasy
I Wear A Rubber At All Times
Its A Necessity
Cuz I z In My Pants
(i z In My Pants; I z In My Pants (x3))
Yes I z In My Pants
(i z In My Pants; I z In My Pants)

Duration : 0:2:33

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Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) from the album Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

All the single ladies (7x)

Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
Im doing my own little thing
Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
Im up on him, he up on me
dont pay him any attention
cried my tears, for three good years
Ya cant be mad at me

[Chorus]
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Dont be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

(Chorus)
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans
acting up, drink in my cup
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Dont pay him any attention
Cuz you had your turn
But now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

(Chorus)

Dont treat me to the things of the world
Im not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say Im the one you want
If you dont, youll be alone
And like a ghost Ill be gone

All the single ladies (7x)
Now put your hands up

(Chorus)

All my single ladies throw your hands in the air
All my single ladies throw your hands in the air

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Here we go again, check on your man
Fast as we can, we got an evil plan
If you can’t follow me, get out the game
Call for backup as soon as you hear my name!

Hook:
It’s time to get nasty
Look at me, I’m fabulously sexy
Front of the line, VIP
We’re celebrity

Chorus:
You got me feeling nasty baby
It’s kinda hot but it’s so crazy
It feels so good to be a single lady, baby
Don’t be afraid to explore my body
Take off your clothes, get naughty
Let’s funk away this party

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Don’t know where I left my cell phone
I mean, this song really turns me on
We could be jamming all night long
The vibe is coming over me so strong
I’m feeling we’ve just begun
Let me help you put it on

Repeat Chorus

T-Pain:
TP and B-E-E
Sure u aint ready to party with the wife of Jay Z
She pretend to be a single lady
So she can ride with me
I came in to check on her
But I keep looking at shorty
she so hot that I wish she was my beyonce
(Cant understand this part lol)
Nappy boy in love with baby bee

All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies theow your hands up
In the air!

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) from the album Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

Duration : 0:3:29

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Tupac Amaru Shakur (June 16, 1971 September 13, 1996), also known by his stage names 2Pac and Makaveli, was an American rapper.

Lyrics:
Come on come on
I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I’m tired of bein’ poor and even worse I’m black
my stomach hurts so I’m lookin’ for a purse to snatch
Cops give a about a negro
pull the trigger kill a nigga he’s a hero
Give crack to the kids who the cares
one less ugly mouth on the welfare
First ship ‘em dope & let ‘em deal the brothers
give ‘em guns step back watch ‘em kill each other
It’s time to fight back that’s what Huey said
2 shots in the dark now Huey’s dead
I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other
We gotta start makin’ changes
learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers
and that’s how it’s supposed to be
How can the Devil take a brother if he’s close to me?
I’d love to go back to when we played as kids
but things changed, and that’s the way it is

[Bridge w/ changing ad libs]
Come on come on
That’s just the way it is
Things’ll never be the same
That’s just the way it is
aww yeah
[Repeat]

I see no changes all I see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under I wonder what it takes to make this
one better place, let’s erase the wasted
Take the evil out the people they’ll be acting right
’cause both black and white is smokin’ crack tonight
and only time we chill is when we kill each other
it takes skill to be real, time to heal each other
And although it seems heaven sent
We ain’t ready, to see a black President, uhh
It ain’t a secret don’t conceal the fact
the penitentiary’s packed, and it’s filled with blacks
But some things will never change
try to show another way but you stayin’ in the dope game
Now tell me what’s a mother to do
bein’ real don’t appeal to the brother in you
You gotta operate the easy way
“I made a G today” But you made it in a sleazy way
sellin’ crack to the kid. ” I gotta get paid,”
Well hey, well that’s the way it is

[Bridge]

[Talking: ]
We gotta make a change…
It’s time for us as a people to start makin’ some changes.
Let’s change the way we eat, let’s change the way we live
and let’s change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn’t working so it’s on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.

And still I see no changes can’t a brother get a little peace
It’s war on the streets & the war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty they got a war on drugs
so the police can bother me
And I ain’t never did a crime I ain’t have to do
But now I’m back with the blacks givin’ it back to you
Don’t let ‘em jack you up, back you up,
crack you up and pimp smack you up
You gotta learn to hold ya own
they get jealous when they see ya with ya mobile phone
But tell the cops they can’t touch this
I don’t trust this when they try to rush I bust this
That’s the sound of my tool you say it ain’t cool
my mama didn’t raise no fool
And as long as I stay black I gotta stay strapped
& I never get to lay back
‘Cause I always got to worry ’bout the pay backs
some buck that I roughed up way back
comin’ back after all these years
rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat that’s the way it is uhh

[Bridge 'til fade]

Dear mama i love u but u know life goes on

Duration : 0:4:38

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Gucci Mane ft. Tha Joker - Aqua Water [ New Video + Lyrics + Download ]

Download this song as a ringtone at http://www.ringtoneplayaz.com

Intro

Joker: Extraordinary strodinary supa dupa joka , silly stupid ing chain is a disgrace. A fresh taste like my expiration date neva, a yellow face like i drug tested on my bezel We clever, street niggas in the club moving a weight, we buy the bar tonight as if we bought the waitress yesterday. J 2 cold im recking thangs, you niggas flexing mane. It’s joka, mr. F.T.E, im with so icey e.n.t

(chorus): Diamonds a yellow, fellow, mellow, yellow diamond bezel, Aqau water, toilet water, y yellow ting on ‘em. Club life, club night. Shawty gotta a chain. a game, a fame, Drop top park that yellow thang

Gucci Mane: Yeah im on that watch, chain, earrang, and rang . Hanging with them dope boys cause they on the same . Dudes got em sea sick Shawty think she seeing thangs. Boy iced out on a skate board and he skating mane Bought me 180 mane, got these rappers hating mane. Got it for Atlantic mane Bought it off my traffic game. Whole lotta traffic mane. Me and ???? stacking change. ???????????? Shawty gotta yellow chain.

(chorus 2x): Diamonds a yellow, fellow, mellow, yellow diamond bezel, Aqau water, toilet water, y yellow ting on ‘em. Club life, club night. Shawty gotta a chain. a game, a fame, Drop top park that yellow thang.

Joka: Aqua water, toilet water, thats just how the chain sound. It go real hard like Michael Jackson on a playground. Joka on that fruity fruit. Dem ’s dey be hatin, We make ‘em scramble like chicken babies. Crazy, black glock, black tee. Diamonds a yellow, put them shells on his back now they call him Donatello. If you go to meet yo pluck, and you catch him on the pay phone, he work for 5 0 just like Tony Yayo. Kush by the case load, that’s how we get the pay load. Them diamonds real, diss it like the stall of a race horse. These thirsty hoes straight poor, my wirst look like a faygo. It’s joka too cold????????? got em hollering fuego cause da…

(chorus 3x): Diamonds a yellow, fellow, mellow, yellow diamond bezel, Aqua water, toilet water, y yellow ting on ‘em. Club life, club night. Shawty gotta a chain. a game, a fame, Drop top park that yellow thang.

Gucci Mane ft. Tha Joker - Aqua Water [ New Video + Lyrics + Download ]
Gucci Mane ft. Tha Joker - Aqua Water [ New Video + Lyrics + Download ]
Gucci Mane ft. Tha Joker - Aqua Water [ New Video + Lyrics + Download ]

Duration : 0:4:25

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Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) from the album Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

All the single ladies (7x)

Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
Im doing my own little thing
Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
Im up on him, he up on me
dont pay him any attention
cried my tears, for three good years
Ya cant be mad at me

[Chorus]
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Dont be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

(Chorus)
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans
acting up, drink in my cup
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Dont pay him any attention
Cuz you had your turn
But now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

(Chorus)

Dont treat me to the things of the world
Im not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say Im the one you want
If you dont, youll be alone
And like a ghost Ill be gone

All the single ladies (7x)
Now put your hands up

(Chorus)

All my single ladies throw your hands in the air
All my single ladies throw your hands in the air

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Here we go again, check on your man
Fast as we can, we got an evil plan
If you can’t follow me, get out the game
Call for backup as soon as you hear my name!

Hook:
It’s time to get nasty
Look at me, I’m fabulously sexy
Front of the line, VIP
We’re celebrity

Chorus:
You got me feeling nasty baby
It’s kinda hot but it’s so crazy
It feels so good to be a single lady, baby
Don’t be afraid to explore my body
Take off your clothes, get naughty
Let’s funk away this party

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Don’t know where I left my cell phone
I mean, this song really turns me on
We could be jamming all night long
The vibe is coming over me so strong
I’m feeling we’ve just begun
Let me help you put it on

Repeat Chorus

T-Pain:
TP and B-E-E
Sure u aint ready to party with the wife of Jay Z
She pretend to be a single lady
So she can ride with me
I came in to check on her
But I keep looking at shorty
she so hot that I wish she was my beyonce
(Cant understand this part lol)
Nappy boy in love with baby bee

All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies throw your hands
All my single ladies theow your hands up
In the air!

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it like that

Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) from the album Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

Duration : 0:3:18

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vodafone UK is a great nework for UK users only and provides great coverage and i want to express that to you and tell there great offers,etc and i am with them so that shows i like their deals like contracts pay as you go,etc

Links/phone numbers used/sayed in video

5555 - vodafone passport phone number (vodafone users can access only)

2345 - vodafone pay as you go hotline (vodafone users can access only)

Duration : 0:5:10

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Tupac Changes I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS VIDEO IT IS MERELEY HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE Thank you! :Please Rate subscribe and comment

Lyrics:

Come on come on
I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
“Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?”
I’m tired of bein’ poor and even worse I’m black.
My stomach hurts, so I’m lookin’ for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he’s a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare.
First ship ‘em dope & let ‘em deal the brothers.
Give ‘em guns, step back, and watch ‘em kill each other.
“It’s time to fight back”, that’s what Huey said.
2 shots in the dark now Huey’s dead.
I got love for my brother, but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other. We gotta start makin’ changes.
Learn to see me as a brother ’stead of 2 distant strangers.
And that’s how it’s supposed to be.
How can the Devil take a brother if he’s close to me?
I’d love to go back to when we played as kids,
but things change, and that’s the way it is.

[Bridge w/ changing ad libs]

(Come on, come on) That’s just the way it is. Things’ll never be the same.
That’s just the way it is. aww yeah…
[Repeat]

I see no changes. All I see is racist faces.
Misplaced hate makes disgrace for races we under.
I wonder what it takes to make this one better place…
let’s erase the wasted.
Take the evil out the people, they’ll be acting right.
‘Cause mo’ black than white is smokin’ crack tonight.
And only time we chill is when we kill each other.
It takes skill to be real, time to heal each other.
And although it seems heaven sent,
we ain’t ready to see a black President, uhh.
It ain’t a secret don’t conceal the fact…
the penitentiary’s packed, and it’s filled with blacks.
But some things will never change.
Try to show another way, but they stayin’ in the dope game.
Now tell me what’s a mother to do?
Bein’ real don’t appeal to the brother in you.
You gotta operate the easy way.
“I made a G today” But you made it in a sleazy way.
Sellin’ crack to the kids. “I gotta get paid,”
Well hey, well that’s the way it is.

[Bridge]
[Talking:]

We gotta make a change…
It’s time for us as a people to start makin’ some changes.
Let’s change the way we eat, let’s change the way we live
and let’s change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn’t working so it’s on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.

And still I see no changes. Can’t a brother get a little peace?
There’s war on the streets & the war in the Middle East.
Instead of war on poverty,
they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.
And I ain’t never did a crime I ain’t have to do.
But now I’m back with the facts givin’ ‘em back to you.
Don’t let ‘em jack you up, back you up, crack you up and pimp smack you up.
You gotta learn to hold ya own.
They get jealous when they see ya with ya mobile phone.
But tell the cops they can’t touch this.
I don’t trust this, when they try to rush I bust this.
That’s the sound of my tune. You say it ain’t cool, but mama didn’t raise no fool.
And as long as I stay black, I gotta stay strapped & I never get to lay back.
‘Cause I always got to worry ’bout the pay backs.
Some buck that I roughed up way back… comin’ back after all these years.
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat. That’s the way it is. uhh

[Bridge 'til fade]
Some things never change.

Duration : 0:4:17

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BUY BLACKBERRY STORM 9350 HERE! http://astore.amazon.com/amazstor02c-20/detail/B001HN5BPS

Duration : 0:2:8

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For some reason this video as of late, has been only a black screen. I have no idea what the problem is, and I doubt if I send a message asking youtube about it that they’ll actually respond. But on my mobile phone I can watch this video fine, so I guess, depending on what medium you watch it from determines the final… viewing… which means…. that this isn’t a corrupt file or something. I have nearly no idea of what I’m talking about, I Just don’t know what to about this black screen.

This is my interpretation of the video Techonologic. When I first watched the real video for this song, I was annoyed that the little robot was just sitting there, watching the letters appear on the screen, and all that other stuff. They weren’t actually doing anything to do with the song.
So I made a video, hoping the fans will like it. And my subscribers may like it too.

Oh, and if you could, could you stop saying the lyrics are wrong? Everyone keeps saying it, and I think it would be good for you guys to stop saying they’re wrong, because if I were you, and I said something that had already been said, I’d get embarrassed. [But that's just me.] And I got the lyrics from another site. SORRY. I didn’t listen to the song and write down the lyrics [I probably would have gotten ALL of them wrong.] Sorry.

OBEY = PAY
My bad!
Sorry!
My goodness people!!! DX

Duration : 0:2:44

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i understand how there are a lot of scamming videos going around giving fake “hacks” just for people to get referals. But if you use my method,u will get a free iphone in weeks at no cost to you. it is so cool, as soon as i got it, after the iTunes process and all of that, i unlocked and was in canada using the fido network.

Link To Sign Up:
http://www.YourFreeiStuff.com/index.php?ref=5507794

Now enter your email, and password, and sign up.
CLEAR YOUR COOKIES, OR ELSE YOUR OFFER MIGHT NOT WORK!

Login, and go to the offers page. I SUGGEST DOING THE RINGTONE OFFERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FREE! TEXT STOP AFTER YOU RECEIVE CREDIT FOR IT(2-5 days) AND YOU WONT BE CHARGED A CENT! BUT YOU HAVE TO IT AS SOON AS YOU SIGN UP OR YOU WONT GET THE CREDIT FAST ENOUGH! DO AS MUCH OF THEM TO GET 50 CREDITS. YOU MUST USE YOUR CELL PHONE # TO GET CREDIT!

For Ringtones:
1. click one of the cellphone offers (they dont require a credit card, and dont worry you dont have to pay a cent if you follow this guide )

2. when you click on it, the site comes… select your service and type in your cellphone number.

3. once you type in your cell phone number, you should recieve a text message to your cellphone that has a short code in.

4. type the short code on the site your on, and press enter.

5. go back to your cellphone, and reply to the text message… just say this as the reply “STOP”… then send the text message… (this makes it so that they dont charge you a penny… but you don’t have to do this if you want to keep the plan and download ringtones)and then just refer friends for each item and you have the ultimate gaming experience also a great Christmas.

6:Receive Apple Iphone, 8 Gb iPod Touch with Youtube, Safari (internet), iTunes Store using Wifi, Video, Music, Photos, Podcasts, and *search on youtube How to jailbreak your ipod touch* and get all kinds of apps like games, news, and more!

Duration : 0:3:8

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